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THE PENCOPAL PROJECT
2004-08-16 - 10:35 a.m. RISING FROM THE ASHES OF OCEAN CITY, N.J. Like that rash on your whoozits you just can�t shake, Pencopal is back. After lying on the beach for a week straight, my caramel cappuccino mounds of delight are more like mocha mounds. Sexy. Speaking of (not so) straight, I tried to write a song about the New Gay American. Anyone like heroic couplets, a la Alexander Pope? Good for you, highbrow fuck, but this is more like a limerick. �McGreevey the Gay Governor� Oh Jim McGreevey, Cheshire grin so skeevy, You came out With a shout You should�ve stuck a sock in that Israeli�s mouth �cause now he�s talking, your wife�s balking, and your political supporters are all walking. His blow jobs must�ve been great For you to alter your fate And expose yourself as a �mo and your sexual orientation to show There�s nothing wrong with getting blown on the side But make sure the guy blowing you is along for the ride. So now he�s suing And we�re all booing Since you left us open to the Republicans And everyone who�s not rich is going to get fucked again That was as far as I got. Frankly, it isn�t very far. All humor aside, it would�ve been much cooler if he�d outed himself earlier, like after he became governor. It�d could�ve been all, thanks for making me your governor, booya: I�m gay, carry on now. Instead, it's all scandalous and shit, when it didn't have to be. � � |